Friday, December 2, 2011

Learn To Aim Asshole!


OKAY… I am a man and I just do not understand other men. I absolutely hate using public restrooms or having people with no consideration using the office bathroom. I don’t get it. How can you not hit a freaking 16’’ target?  When I was little my father told me a very valuable saying “BE LIKE FATHER NOT LIKE SIS LIFT THE LID WHEN YOU PISS”!

I had a visitor come to my office.  He is a educated man, I have known for a while, well to do and a pretty good guy.  He asked to use my office bathroom.  He finished, came out talked a little more and then left.  My wife went to use the bathroom after he left and he had pissed all over the seat and the floor.

I was livid because I had to go clean his piss up so my wife could use it. I was going to call and ask him what the hell was wrong with him but my wife said let it go. WTF is wrong with this person. If he can’t reach around his stomach to control is cock at least lift the fucking seat.

There are times I take my daughter in to the mens room when we are out and 8 of 10 times someone has pissed all over the seat and floor. Seriously if your dick is that small that you cant find it buy a pair of tweezers and a magnifiene glass.  Someone has to use that stall after you.  They have freaking urinals that mount on the wall for those who have no fucking aim.  I wonder if they just piss all over the place at home as well. I highly doubt it.  I am sure most women would not put up with that. I think many women would be surprised how many of their husbands, boyfriends and children are these guys that I am bitching about.

Sincerely Pissed Off,

Shawn

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