Paybacks are a bitch

This morning I got out some small chocolate peanuts and a couple of large chocolate rasins. Ohh by the way my 7 year old daughter Maci hates rasins. Maci came skipping happily into the room and said Dad I want some chocolate peanuts too. So I stuck out my hand and said the big ones are mine you can have the small ones. Knowing damn well she wouldn't listen. She grabbed the two biggest ones and shoved them in her mouth. She said "ha ....ha....". Then started to chew......then she started to get this oh shit look on her face chewing slower and slower. Then it goes to a look of panic, kind of the same look you would get from a pregnant nun. Then a look of disgust with a touch of horror. She spit them into the trash and says what was that. I told her paybacks are a bitch. You should have listened to me about taking the small ones. Maci looks at me with such attitude and says "Grow Up". Everything all tied up at the Westmeister house.