Not in the Big Brothers / Big Sisters Manual

Okay...so I picked up my little last night and his mom jumps in the car. She apparently just got out of physic ward and is supposed to be under home confinement. WTF.... 

Last night was awkward to say the least. His Mom was constantly shaking like she was going to spontaneously combust, habitually lying about everything that came out over her freaking ass mouth and to top it off she kept coming on to me. 

 Thought I was going to have to through her ass out of the car when she tried to hold my hand on the way home.  (Tuck and Roll...) She kept talking about making me a pudding pie and buying me avon calonge . I am positive I was not smoking anything, so I was not tripping.  I could not drop them off fast enough. 

Did not see this in the big bothers, big sisters handbook. This is not the half of last nights exploits. Despite of all of this I feel even more compelled to help my little. I truly feel sorry for his environment and for his mom and her mental disorders.

Slightly tramatized,

Shawn Westmeister